Hello, my name is Michael, and I love movies.

I managed a video store for three years. I hold a degree in Film Studies.  I’m a(n) accomplished screenwriter.  I’m even employed by Warner Brothers (though they’re more concerned with my ability to stuff paychecks into envelopes than my ideas).

However, despite all this, there’s still an ungodly amount of fantastic cinema that I have yet to experience.  Back in the day, when I was stocking shelves and chatting up customers at Vision Video, I frequently heard the phrase:

“What do you mean you haven’t seen that!? You work at a video store!”

Yeah, I know.  Trust me, I wish I could take back the time I spent watching Date Movie and put that hour and a half towards something riveting and awe-inspiring. Like this classic gem of a film.

Therefore, in honor of all the epic and glorious films I’ve missed, here’s a list of the Top 10 Movies of All Time That I Haven’t Taken The Time Or Made An Effort To See… Yet. I will list them in descending order, and provide a brief review on what I can only assume the damn thing is about.

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